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Five Tips From… Mysterious Al

1 -
Make good use of a bad situation by including anti-war messages on all your
stickers! If you get caught, you can use the whole “political message” and
“freedom of speech” thing…

2 - Make your own pot noodles by adding
bits of string and elastic bands to a plant-pot full of diarrhoea.

3
- Action men embedded in a half a grapefruit make ‘extra large’ "http://www.peter-upton.co.uk/sub1.htm">Subbuteo footballers suitable for
adults.

4 - Make bath times as much fun as a visit to the seaside by
pouring a bucket of sand, a bucket of salt and a dog turd into the bath.
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5 - When the sun is shining, turn off the computer and go outside…